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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚(1).Sister!!..if you have flat boobs, flat yansh, and even flat chest…..congratulations, your three bedroom flat is complete.. 😁😁😁
(2).If smoking weed causes memory loss, why then weed smokers never forget to smoke weedπŸ€”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
(3).Those of you that brag about how easily you block people on social media, How many houses have you built with the blocks 😏☺
(4).When I was in primary school, nothing excites me like a closing bell on a Friday without an “Assignment”Β πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
(5).Next time I will enter plane if we get to the sky.. I will open the back door and jump into heaven God will be surprise to see meπŸ€”πŸ˜Ά
(6).Looking left and right
before crossing the
road means you don’t
have confidence in God,
just cross and go, God
is watching.
(7).You took your girlfriend to visit your best friend for the first time, and the dog there didn’t bark at her instead is playing with her.
*My brother wisdom, I repeat wisdom ooooo😊😊😊😊
(8).Heart break is very bad….my neighbour have been washing one plate for 49minute now…Hm that is the reason i gave my heart to christπŸ˜„πŸ˜„
(9).People will be saying Samson was the strongest man in the Bible. Have you forgotten that Solomon was handling 1000 women?Β πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
(10).In those days, you have to open panties to see girl’s buttocks but nowadays, you have to open the buttocks to see the panties
11): Remember the worst beating your parents ever gave to you
Me that day, I took my mum wrapper to sew cloth for my toy 😒😒and…and😫ohgahd.. She flog the upcoming tailor out of my life! 😭😭😭😭
12. Gone are the days when Football was
watched by cheering fans…. Nowadays it’s
watched by terrified gamblersπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ
13. A drunk man enters female’s toilet by mistake.
A woman inside screams. “This is for ladies!”
β€’The drunk man replies… holding his dick,
‘This is for ladies too.”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
14: *Dating 2 men isn’t a problem, the problem is when one wants it shaved and the other wants it hairy..*.
*you go barb punk*πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
15: I Like Your Bag it’s fineΒ πŸ’—
An American: Oh Thanks
Nigerian: Na 14k I Buy Am OohπŸ™„
Who Ask YouπŸ˜‚
16. In America, when two lovers stare at each other, they kiss. In Africa, you will hear something like :- “Why are you looking at me, do you want to give me money? ” Life is so beautiful in Africa.
17.*When am drunk I become very alert before crossing the road. I look left and right for cars and bikes, then I look up for aeroplanes and then down for bombs, I look back for kidnappers and after that I hold my beer tight and walk zigzag to avoid bullets…*
Don’t joke with a drunkard.
18. Tht moment u are passing an HIV ward and u see mosquito coming towards u
Temple run activated.
I don’t trust my village people.πŸ˜‚
19. Cameroon and pidgin shaa!!
Me; john the fuel wey e dey inside generator e plenty or e small
John: e plenty small
20 .The problem we have in Africa is that they read your jokes and laugh but they hardly Comment, that’s why the center of their anus remain blackπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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