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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚(1).Sister!!..if you have flat boobs, flat yansh, and even flat chest…..congratulations, your three bedroom flat is complete.. 😁😁😁
(2).If smoking weed causes memory loss, why then weed smokers never forget to smoke weedπŸ€”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
(3).Those of you that brag about how easily you block people on social media, How many houses have you built with the blocks 😏☺
(4).When I was in primary school, nothing excites me like a closing bell on a Friday without an “Assignment”Β πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
(5).Next time I will enter plane if we get to the sky.. I will open the back door and jump into heaven God will be surprise to see meπŸ€”πŸ˜Ά
(6).Looking left and right
before crossing the
road means you don’t
have confidence in God,
just cross and go, God
is watching.
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(7).You took your girlfriend to visit your best friend for the first time, and the dog there didn’t bark at her instead is playing with her.
*My brother wisdom, I repeat wisdom ooooo😊😊😊😊
(8).Heart break is very bad….my neighbour have been washing one plate for 49minute now…Hm that is the reason i gave my heart to christπŸ˜„πŸ˜„
(9).People will be saying Samson was the strongest man in the Bible. Have you forgotten that Solomon was handling 1000 women?Β πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
(10).In those days, you have to open panties to see girl’s buttocks but nowadays, you have to open the buttocks to see the panties
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11): Remember the worst beating your parents ever gave to you
Me that day, I took my mum wrapper to sew cloth for my toy 😒😒and…and😫ohgahd.. She flog the upcoming tailor out of my life! 😭😭😭😭
12. Gone are the days when Football was
watched by cheering fans…. Nowadays it’s
watched by terrified gamblersπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ
13. A drunk man enters female’s toilet by mistake.
A woman inside screams. “This is for ladies!”
β€’The drunk man replies… holding his dick,
‘This is for ladies too.”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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14: *Dating 2 men isn’t a problem, the problem is when one wants it shaved and the other wants it hairy..*.
*you go barb punk*πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
15: I Like Your Bag it’s fineΒ πŸ’—
An American: Oh Thanks
Nigerian: Na 14k I Buy Am OohπŸ™„
Who Ask YouπŸ˜‚
16. In America, when two lovers stare at each other, they kiss. In Africa, you will hear something like :- “Why are you looking at me, do you want to give me money? ” Life is so beautiful in Africa.
🀣🀣🀣🀣😁🀣
17.*When am drunk I become very alert before crossing the road. I look left and right for cars and bikes, then I look up for aeroplanes and then down for bombs, I look back for kidnappers and after that I hold my beer tight and walk zigzag to avoid bullets…*
Don’t joke with a drunkard.
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18. Tht moment u are passing an HIV ward and u see mosquito coming towards u
Temple run activated.
I don’t trust my village people.πŸ˜‚
19. Cameroon and pidgin shaa!!
Me; john the fuel wey e dey inside generator e plenty or e small
John: e plenty small
20 .The problem we have in Africa is that they read your jokes and laugh but they hardly Comment, that’s why the center of their anus remain blackπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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